My 1st Play-Through of DA: Inquisition

This is how it’s gonna essentially go:

"I am the Inquisitor. I am human and I am mage and I don’t give a shit."

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*Discovers Vivienne is Pro-Circle*

"GTFO…"

"But, Inquis-"

"Just leave, you are dead to me…"

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"Hey, Dorian!"

"Good evening, Inquisitor… Oh my…"

"Like what you see?"

*Still in shock*

"My bed, now."

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*All Other Companions/Advisors*

"Sup, besties! Come on, group hug!"

*Pushes Leliana out of the group*

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*Sees Templar*

"Die!!!"

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*Sees Dragon*

"Die!!!"

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*Sees Chantry Cathedral*

"I want Boom!"

"I must advise against that, Inquisitor."

"But Cassandra!"

"No. You are not blowing up a Chantry Cathedral. One explosion was one too many."

"Whatever, that Anders fella had the right idea."

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*Sees Mage*

"What ails you? Allow myself to fix whatever problem you may have! I am here for you and our people!"

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"I’m sorry Madame Divine, but his eminence is otherwise occupied."

"Doing what? Who else is more important than I?"

*Sneaks up behind Josephine*

"You’d never imagine."

*Slams door in The Divine’s face*

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In other words… DOWN WITH THE CHANTRY! DOWN WITH THE QUN! DOWN WITH THE IMPERIUM! DOWN WITH THE RED TEMPLARS! DOWN WITH ALL WHO OPPOSE ME!

Shuffle 1st Ten Songs Playlist

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1. I’m Just Sayin’ - Karmin
2. Feel This Moment (feat. Christina Aguilera) - Pitbull
3. E.T. (feat. Kanye West) - Katy Perry
4. Then We Kiss - Icona Pop
5. Nights Like This - Karmin
6. Give Me Everything (feat. Ne-Yo, Afrojack, & Nayer) - Pitbull
7. Acapella - Karmin
8. You Make Me Feel… (feat. Sabi) - Cobra Starship
9. Fly (feat. Rihanna) - Nicki Minsk & Rihanna
10. Animals - Martin Garrix

I’m noticing a Karmin invasion. If anyone runs across this feel free to do it too. Just stay listening to music and list the first ten songs that play while on shuffle.

lady-stabbington

lady-stabbington:

so I’m replaying the Dragen Age series (to import it in inquisition) and finally made it to Dragon Age 2 … since I know what happens, my experience so far differs a little from the first time …

"Shut up Anders!"

"Fenris stop whining and no Isabella you can’t have him!"

"Where’s the bitchslap button for Petrice?!"

"Grand Cleric! For gods sake, get your ass up and do some parenting!"

"Hello there Cullen"

The bitchslap button needs to be present for a lot more than just Petrice. Meredith, Orsino, that bitch Warden in the Legacy DLC, Isabela (When she abandons you then comes back), Fenris, Aveline, Merrill, the Viscount… I really just want to bitchslap everyone in DA2.

logicalfangirl

logicalfangirl:

cosplayspvpers:

deshift:

ask-curtisrx:

luna-calamity:

lifebyjorge:

neodarkstar:

trigonyan:

FUCK YOU I ACTUALLY CRIED

This is the absolute BESTcomic I’ve ever read on this website.

And i just cried…so hard…

I EXPECTED THIS TO BE FUNNY AND SILLY BUT MY HEART

OMG STOP. CRYING.

MY FEELS

fuq

… ;u;

I am broken… I’m going to drown in a puddle of my tears now…

stayclassy-and-sassy

stayclassy-and-sassy:

stayclassy-and-sassy:

pablo1298:

stayclassy-and-sassy:

Here’s a new one:
If you’re pansexual does it mean you’re super horny?

Oh my god, I get that so often from friends. They’ll be like “So you like everyone?” “No! I am not a whore! Gender and Biological Sex just don’t matter…

I just say I’m turned on by pancakes or pans and walk away slowly

Too funny!